Shift report -- Grrrrrr!
There's a reason that I hate giving you shift-to-shift report...you can't seem to stop talking long enough to listen to ANYTHING I have to tell you! You're constantly interrupting report to chitty-chat with folks whom you're going to be seeing ALL FREAKING DAY, for Pete's sake, as well as interrupting me to ask a bazillion questions, all of which WOULD have been answered, anyway, if you'd have only just freaking shut up long enough to listen to what I had to tell you!!
Your colleague who can't stand giving report to you